Thanksgiving Pick Up Lines: 70 Funny, Cheesy and Cute Lines

The best Thanksgiving pick up lines are quick food puns (turkey, stuffing, gravy, pie, leftovers) or a line about being thankful, said with a grin so the other person can laugh and answer. Corny is the point; nobody expects poetry over mashed potatoes. Below are 70 original Thanksgiving pick up lines: for her, for him or your boyfriend, funny, cheesy, cute and clean, turkey lines, pie and dessert lines, and lines for Tinder and texting. All are free to copy.

Thanksgiving pick up lines for her

1. Are you the last slice of pumpkin pie? Because everyone wants you, and I’m not sharing.
2. I’m thankful for a lot this year, and you just moved to the top of the list.
3. You must be gravy, because you make everything better.
4. Are you cranberry sauce? Because you’re the sweet part nobody saw coming.
5. I came for the turkey, but I’m staying for you.
6. If you were a side dish, you’d be the one everyone fights over.
7. I’d give up my seat at the grown-up table to sit next to you.
8. Is the oven on, or did it just get warmer when you walked in?
9. This year I’m grateful for family, friends and whoever invited you.
10. You look like the reason I’ll be saying grace extra loudly tonight.

Thanksgiving pick up lines for him and your boyfriend

11. You’re the only thing I want seconds of.
12. I don’t need a wishbone. I already got what I wished for.
13. Are you a football game on Thanksgiving? Because I can’t look away.
14. You carve the turkey, I’ll handle carving out a spot for you in my heart.
15. You’re like Thanksgiving leftovers: somehow even better the next day.
16. Thankful list: 1. You. 2. Pie. That’s it.
17. I’d let you have the last drumstick, and that’s true love.
18. You make my heart beat faster than a Black Friday doorbuster.
19. Are you my plate? Because I can’t stop coming back to you.
20. Happy Thanksgiving to the guy I’d pass every dish to first.

Funny Thanksgiving pick up lines

21. Is your name Turkey? Because I could look at you all day.
22. I’m like a turkey on Thanksgiving: completely stuffed with feelings for you.
23. Are you the food coma? Because you knocked me out.
24. My family keeps asking if I’m seeing anyone. Want to help me answer that?
25. I’m not saying you’re hot, but the turkey just asked for tips.
26. I’d sit through a whole family argument about politics just to sit next to you.
27. I may have overeaten, but I still have room for your number.
28. You must be a parade balloon, because I can’t stop looking up at you.
29. Let’s be honest, the only thing more stuffed than this turkey is my calendar, and I’d clear it for you.
30. I’ve been basting in your charm all evening.

Cheesy Thanksgiving pick up lines

31. Are you stuffing? Because I want you in my life every November.
32. You’re the gravy to my mashed potatoes.
33. Are you a casserole? Because you’re a hot dish.
34. You’re so sweet, my aunt is going to ask for your recipe.
35. I must be a turkey, because you’ve got me all trussed up.
36. You’re the pie of my eye.
37. Let’s skip the small talk and go straight to dessert.
38. You must be a sweet potato, because you’re the yam.
39. I don’t care about the turkey. You’re the main course.
40. I’m not a big eater, but I’d gobble up any time with you.

Cute and clean Thanksgiving pick up lines

41. Out of everything on this table, you’re the thing I’m most thankful for.
42. You warm me up more than a slice of pie straight from the oven.
43. You and me go together like turkey and cranberry.
44. I’d share my last bite of pie with you, and I don’t share pie.
45. Being with you feels like the first day of a long weekend.
46. Want to be the person I go for a walk with after dinner?
47. You’re the cosy sweater of people.
48. Grateful for good food, good company, and the chance to sit next to you.

Turkey pick up lines

49. Are you a turkey? Because I’ve been thinking about you since breakfast.
50. You must be a turkey, because you’re making my heart gobble.
51. I’d wake up at 5 a.m. to baste a turkey for you.
52. I don’t need a turkey timer to know you’re done being single.
53. Want to pull the wishbone? I already know what I’m wishing for.
54. You’re a ten. The turkey is a seven, and that’s generous.

Pumpkin pie and dessert pick up lines

55. Are you pumpkin pie? Because I’m saving room for you.
56. You’re sweeter than pecan pie, and nobody thought that was possible.
57. You must be whipped cream, because you make everything better on top.
58. Are you pumpkin spice? Because you’re all I want this season.
59. I like you more than apple pie à la mode, and I really like apple pie.

Thanksgiving pick up lines for Tinder and over text

On a dating app or in a text, end on a question or a choice so the reply is easy.

60. Important question: stuffing or mashed potatoes? Our future depends on it.
61. I’m thankful for this app today, mostly because it found you.
62. Pie or a date with me? Trick question, you can have both.
63. How many plates are you planning tonight? I’m judging, but in a flirty way.
64. My family is about to ask if I’m seeing anyone. Can I say yes?
65. Leftover sandwiches tomorrow? I’ll bring the cranberry.
66. Rate your Thanksgiving out of 10. I’ll tell you how to make it an 11.
67. Swipe right if you’d give me the last bit of pie.
68. Escaping the family dinner for a walk at 8. Want to come?
69. What are you thankful for this year? I’ll go first: this match.
70. Happy Thanksgiving. Is it too early to say you’re my favourite thing on this app?

How to use Thanksgiving pick up lines

• Read the table. Family dinners call for cute and clean lines; save the cheekier ones for Friendsgiving or a text.
• Make it about the moment. A line about the actual pie on the actual table beats a generic one.
• Own the cheese. Say it with a smile, as if you know it’s bad. That’s what makes it land.
• Follow up with a real question. The line opens the door; “what’s your favourite dish?” keeps it open.

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Common questions

What is a good Thanksgiving pick up line?
A short food pun that gets a laugh, like “You must be gravy, because you make everything better.”

What are good Thanksgiving pick up lines for her?
Try “Are you the last slice of pumpkin pie? Because everyone wants you, and I’m not sharing” or “I came for the turkey, but I’m staying for you.”

What are good Thanksgiving pick up lines for him?
“You’re the only thing I want seconds of” or “I don’t need a wishbone. I already got what I wished for.”

What is a cute, clean Thanksgiving pick up line?
“Out of everything on this table, you’re the thing I’m most thankful for” is sweet and safe for a family dinner.

What is a good Thanksgiving opener for Tinder?
Ask a playful either-or: “Stuffing or mashed potatoes? Our future depends on it.” It is easy to answer and starts a conversation.